A man and a woman went to a restaurant for a meal. The lady sat quietly while the man ate.
Concerned, the waitress said to the woman “You’re not eating. Is anything wrong?”
“Oh no. I’m just waiting for the teeth,” the woman replied.
The jam session on Feb. 14 was another good time for everyone. There was great music and good food. Join us for the next one on March 13.
Shuffleboard winners for the week of Feb. 15 were Clarence Morgan and Lorna Stubel. Margaret Renwick was second.
Bette McDonald was first place in bridge. Jake Fichter was second and Lorna Stubel came in third.
The winner in cribbage was Eric Parker. Wilf Marcotte was second and Earl Craig was third.
A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along really well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce. The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and proceeded to ask the Polish man several questions to find out a reason, but the man misunderstood all of them.
Finally, the lawyer asked why the Polish man wanted the divorce.
“She is going to kill me,” the man said.
“What makes you think that?” asked the lawyer.
“I got proof. She buys a bottle at drugstore and puts it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says “Polish Remover.”
